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Joke of the Day

"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."

"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner"

"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."

"Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck."

"Man: ILYWoman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properlyMan: Im leaving you"

"What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? ""Everyone got seat belts on back there?"""

"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."

"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."