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Joke of the Day

"""Do you want to play doctors and nurses?"" *flirty giggle* ""ok..."" ""I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"""

"What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote."

"What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!"

"They say if you love something you should let it go, but I don't think this pastrami sandwich will come back to me, so I'm just eating it."

"I do not have an obsession with tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"

"This will make you groan.. I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst...."

"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""

"A gerund, infinitive, and a past participle walk into a bar. Drinking, to drink, to get drunk"

"You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose."