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Joke of the Day
"Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus."
Next Joke
"What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep? Foreplay"
"What do you call two people having sex in the bushes? Thornication"
"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"
"The designer of the generic ""Advice Animals"" font changed the internet. One might say he made quite an impact."
"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."
"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks ""Entree?"". The man says ""No! On a plate!"""
"So I just listened to Kanye's album... Dafuq?"