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Joke of the Day
"What shoes did the pedophile wear? White vans hah"
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"I asked a waiter how they prepare their chicken. He said... ""Meh, nothing special. We just straight out tell them they're going to die."""
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? After five years your Wife will still blow your paycheck"
"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""
"My wife's online shopping downstairs so I'm upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart."
"I used to be passive aggressive but now I'm aggressively passive. Don't mess with me, idiot. I'll sit right here. I'll f*cking forgive you."
"Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies? Chicks dig stars."
"Three Nuns at a Bus Stop Three little old nuns were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man runs up and flashes them. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach."
"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."
"Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct"