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Joke of the Day
"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"
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"What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!"
"Every time I hear someone say ""The Lord works in mysterious ways,"" I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot."
"The top 3 worst STDs according to logic... 1. A child 2. Feelings 3. AIDS"
"I don't drink Kool-Aid because I am worried about excessive property damage."
"A Farmer and his cows A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200."
"It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube."
"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"
"Life is like a penis Freely Hanging and Relaxing, it's woman who make it harder"
"How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? Tell him he's a duck."