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Joke of the Day

"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"

"I didn't plan on getting a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind."

"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."

"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."

"Did you hear about the mute motorcycle gang? They don't answer to nobody."

"Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!"

"So what happens to the pizza at the end of a porn film?"

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""

"That awesome moment when you comment and get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their status. Priceless."