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Joke of the Day
"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"
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"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"
"Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!"
"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."
"Jesus walks into a motel He gives the guy at the counter 3 nails and says, ""can you put me up for the night?"""
"What does Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? ""This erection is rigged"""
"Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the ""ice bucket challenge"" made it cool"
"I saw a documentary about beavers... It was the best dam program I've seen in a while"
"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"