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Joke of the Day

"What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don't fret about it!"

"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."

"NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now."

"*eats everything*"

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."

"I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives."

"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."

"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"