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Joke of the Day

"Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. They get confused"

"If the sprayer in the sink can't get it off and the dishwasher can't get it off then I assume it's just meant to be a part of the pan."

"Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account. Please don't mix it up like last year."

"Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric."

"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."

"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"AMA Request: Someone who has successfully committed suicide."

"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."

"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"