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Joke of the Day

"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."

"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."

"Never trust Atoms They make up everything"

"Tried to make a video seductively licking the frosting from an Oreo, but got excited and ate the whole thing. Twenty times."

"Stressed? Try this: Picture a lake at dawn. Ducks beginning to stir... Then drink 22 beers & drive your car into a church."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""

"CASHIER: what, no tip? ME: here's a tip: always wear a seat belt CASHIER: no, i meant money ME: oh sorry. invest in a 401(k)"

"I've just returned from outer space. I took a book to read while I was up there. I couldn't put it down."

"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."

"BowHead Whales! The problem with Bowhead whales is how narcissistic they are. They just won't stop thinking that they are Right!"