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Joke of the Day

"Two sex workers enter Trump's Russian hotel room. Sex worker: ""On a scale of one to 10, how would you rate us?"" Trump: ""Urinate"""

"For my birthday my friends got me a sweater. I would have preferred a screamer or moaner, but a sweater was fine."

"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."

"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"

"Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick."

"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street? Get a broom, you two."

"Stores in baltimore have been completely looted. all that's left is sunscreen and father's day cards. sauce: http://imgur.com/gallery/Tae9PI5"

"Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.. .. It's called Trydixagain."

"How do you start a powerful woman's movement? Laxatives."