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Joke of the Day
"What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge."
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"If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less."
"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."
"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
"Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children."
"What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back? Imagination"
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
"What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table."
"It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft."
"Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job? Because he didn't serve a porpoise..."