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Joke of the Day

"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it."

"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."

"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"

"I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face."

"I find it really hard to tell jokes on reddit. I always punch up the fuckline."

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"""14 years, 20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope."" ""You mean Collider?"" ""Oh shit!"""

"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave to him"

"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."