190018
Joke of the Day
"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""
Next Joke
"I'm stuck in Christmas mass right now and I need some nsfw religious jokes about Christianity in order to make my dad crack. Have any? Help me, I got dragged to this as vice and now we need jokes."
"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"
"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"
"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."
"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
"A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells ""you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"""
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"
"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."