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Joke of the Day

"What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking"

"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."

"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"

"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"

"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."

"*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* ""Yes?"" Help my knee is made of magnets"

"Why do cows have hoofs? Because they lack toes"

"A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me? Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who's happy to see you"

"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"