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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a creep and a kid? I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap."
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"If she licks all the frosting off her face with a single 360 degree sweep of the tongue, she might be Scooby Doo."
"A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror ....she rubs her tummy and says to her husband ""I feel ugly, fat and disgusting. Pay me a compliment"" Husband says ""well, your eyesight is spot on"""
"I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon."
"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."
"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."
"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"
"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."
"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"