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Joke of the Day

"Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!"

"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."

"99.9999999% of you will laugh after reading this joke. How soon after and whether or not it's in reaction to the joke is irrelevant."

"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"

"How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds."

"4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil. This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank."

"Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?"

"If smoking is bad for you... Why does it cure salmon?"

"What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam"

"They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime."