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"What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian? A bunch of butchered jokes"
"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."
"What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient? ""Now, this may be difficult to hear..."""
"What do blind trains read? Raile!"
"What do you call a nut that eats other nuts? A pecan-nibal! Made this up at work while hungry."
"What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid."
"My buddy's phone autocorrected ""wife"" to ""wide"" and now he's living in my garage."
"How do you use an african man to get people to meet your demands? You black male."
"I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes."