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Joke of the Day
"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"
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"I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to *pass the time*. It was very *time consuming*. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk"
"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."
"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."
"TV repair man..."
"I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people."
"What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key"