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Joke of the Day

"Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA."

"How do fish party Seaweed"

"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."

"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""

"I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out."

"What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan"

"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"

"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."

"Bought a water at the airport and now one of my kids can't go to college."

"France and Italy declare war... France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose."