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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Monica Lewinski is in town? I saw her going down on Clinton! (most towns/cities have a Clinton St.)"

"Facebook is like a prison. You look around, write on walls, and are poked by people you don't know."

"Ugly Duckling is my favorite story that teaches kids it's okay to look weird for a while as long as u get ur act together and become hot."

"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"

"Why did the scout leader get arrested? They caught him eating a brownie"

"Made reservations. For the grinandbearit."

"I started crossfit yesterday And my throat is killing me"

"A girl asked her brother If he could help her move her stuff to her new house and he refused and she asked him why He said he couldn't be her brother and assister too"