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Joke of the Day
"Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one"
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"""I'm having a public meltdown!!"" - A Snowman, maybe."
"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."
"married sext... him: I'll be home soon her: don't you threaten me"
"diseases you get after marriage onegina"
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"
"Donald Trump says he can ""protect the Constitution"" Do people really think he can stop Nic Cage?"
"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"
"Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up."
"Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt."