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Joke of the Day
"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."
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"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."
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"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."
"""Just how drunk are you?"" - ""French toast"""
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."