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"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."
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"I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9."
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."
"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."
"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."
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"If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon"
"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."
"What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man? Space"
"""Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?"" -Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this..."