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Joke of the Day
"Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted..."
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"When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff. Ba-dum tisch"
"Can't you just live in the moment, Phil? Every time we kill a bison or light a fire you have to draw it in a cave with your fancy stick."
"""DADDY!?!"" (toddler calling out) Me: ""Daddy's upstairs but can I help you with something?"" ""Yes. You can go get Daddy."""
"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."
"The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians."
"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"
"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."
"if u switch the m&e at the end of memes it spells meems which has the same pronunciation"