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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"

"My doctor told me that I should avoid salty things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs"

"Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the french press..."

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? The Pilot.... you racist fucks"

"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."

"What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!"

"Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March."

"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"