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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"

"Every couple weeks I pour a little cocoa powder and hot milk down the sink as a pick me up for any struggling mole people."

"How do people want Trump right now? [removed]"

"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"

"I read in the 1930's teething babies were given cocaine. Ridiculous! If they had tooth ache they probably didn't even want to party."

"My 4 year old is handing me one grape to wash at a time so breakfast should be served around midnight."

"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"Going to work. I got to work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk. I didn't know what to make of it."

"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"