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Joke of the Day
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"
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"What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar"
"why don't spiders go to school.. Because they learn everything on web. :( i know i suck at jokes."
"I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, ""yeah man, you're free!"""
"Accidentally watched a few minutes of The Bachelor and now I can't remember a single state capitol."
"What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get"
"[police chase] FRIEND: ditch the stolen stuff ME: are u sure F: just do it M: *throws out stolen anchor and car comes to a screeching halt*"
"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."
"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."