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Joke of the Day

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"

"I have been single so long, I can finish my own sentences."

"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."

"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."

"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"

"God says to jesus, ""You remembered it's father's day?"" Jesus says ""what the hell am I supposed to get a man who has everything?!"" *God turns & winks at camera* ""Omnipresents."""

"*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?"

"Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game? They needed to give their characters an eye-patch."

"Let's name our sandwich shop after smelly trains."

"What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? ""Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos."" My friend just posted this to Facebook :)"