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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? An addictionary Alternatively: High definition"

"White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke."

"My wife... It's difficult to say what she does... She sells seashells on the seashore."

"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"

"Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln? You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!"

"this joke has no title What did this joke's mother say to it? ""You're not going anywhere!"" geddit?"

"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"

"My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity orgy to help him. It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that."