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Joke of the Day
"The GOP debate. What a shitshow."
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"What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston? One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard."
"Freudian analysts How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?? Sex"
"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."
"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"
"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
"I just burned 1,500 calories! I forgot the pizza in the oven."
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your dog."
"When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me."
"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."