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Joke of the Day

"When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me."

"Why did Jon Snow need a new battery? For the watch."

"Precious Father-Son Time When I was a kid, my dad sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should always wear a condom...they were all just pictures of me."

"Did you hear about WHO's new report about processed foods causing cancer? Who?"

"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."

"It's crazy they couldn't shut bob marleys coffin when he died It kept jammin"

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."

"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"

"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."

"What do you call a midget with Down's Syndrome who arrives to class late? A little tardy."