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Joke of the Day
"What word has the most letters in it? Postbox."
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"That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away."
"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"
"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"
"If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it"
"who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes"
"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"There was this one time I discovered a time machine... I still remember it like it was tomorrow."
"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."
"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."