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Joke of the Day
"If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it"
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"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""
"Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat."
"I need your fingers, rubbing me hard, circling around my red swollen ...mosquito bite. What did YOU think I'm talking about? Weirdos!!"
"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"
"Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have.. sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow."
"Mr. Rogers misled kids by making them believe that running into people you know is good."
"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"
"We burried my grandmother last week... So she's probably dead by now."