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Joke of the Day

"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."

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"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"
"Name a household appliance that you everyday... my wife...but shes gone and i need to do the dishes myself now"
"The most scientific pet? The lab."
"Why do black people have nightmares? One had a dream and died"
"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."
"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."
"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
"Anyone that tells you beer isn't a solution clearly didn't pay attention in science class."
"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"
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