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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an invisible mom that got a sex change? Transparent"
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"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."
"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"
"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."
"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."
"What does Jeb Bush say on the toilet? Please crap"
"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."
"To all the single people this Valentines weekend Go fuck yourself ;-)"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a dog? Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards."