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Joke of the Day
"Bruce Jenner, substantiated proof... Women are worse drivers."
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"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."
"What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina."
"Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water. ^(Source: The Philosophy department of the University of Wallabaloo.)"
"In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs. Well seasoned and well rounded."
"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."
"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"
"What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient? I forgot."
"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""
"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."