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Joke of the Day
"My contact lenses just fell out and fell down the toilet.. Now I can't see sh!t."
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"Saw a boat with a sign that read ""For Sale"" so I added the missing ""-ing""........................ Idiots."
"A red-colored HTML link leads to a post titled ""It."" When you click on that link, it brings you here, and you read the post. So...you read it on Reddit because of a red ""It."""
"[meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again"
"How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit? Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments."
"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."
"What's the Turkish version of court packing? Turkey stuffing"
"Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job."
"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."
"Why don't oysters like to share? Because they're shellfish."