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Joke of the Day

"I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!"

"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"

"I'm so sick of all the Irish stereotypes... As soon as I put down this beer, I'm going to punch someone!"

"Jesus is a really bad WoW player... ...When he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him."

"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"

"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"

"i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir."

"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."

"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"

"Breakfast I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."