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"How do I tell a man he loves me?"
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"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"
"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"
"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"
"""Have you tried turning her off and then on again?"" -- Sexual Tech Support"
"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."
"Hear about the malaysia airlines pizza delivery order? Two large planes."
"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."
"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"