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Joke of the Day

"How do I tell a man he loves me?"

"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."

"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."

"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"

"Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to ""make America Grate again"""

"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."

"Me: Why don't I have a boyfriend? God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross."

"What stops rape every time? Consent"

"The doctor overseeing Caitlyn's transition advised against more plastic surgery. One more facelift and she'll have a beard again."

"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."