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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16."
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"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."
"What's next to England? A question mark."
"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""