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Joke of the Day
"I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... Women's softball."
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"Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? He had an arm like a baby's cock."
"Regretting that I didn't install a GPS locator on the baby, because man this Hooters is a big place."
"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"The fastest way to get karma is... ...is to make someone think they are learning how to get karma"
"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."
"My Ex is married now with a baby. What kind of idiot marries a baby?"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
"""Do you think our lord and savior ever masturbated?"" ""Jesus fucking Christ..."""