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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
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"""Are you cold?"" No dumbass, I'm on fucking vibrate mode.."
"Hey girl whats your sine? It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1."
"My Lesbian neighbors got me a Timex for my birthday They misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"
"Knock knock Who's there? Mike jones Mike jones who? Mike jones, who?Mike jones, who? Mike jones"
"What do the French have between the 2nd and 3rd course? Intercourse."
"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"
"What do you call a pickled deer? Dill Doe :D"
"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"