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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog."
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"*co-worker approaching elevator* *I try to hit ""close door"" button* *I miss, hit ""open door""* Co-worker: thanks for holding it Me: Of course"
"Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker."
"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."
"I wonder if they'll ever release Call of Duty Go in the UK They've been playing it in America for years"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar So the bartender looks at him and says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" To which the grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Year's resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"
"The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress."
"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"