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Joke of the Day

"Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring."

"I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... I was so surprised, it just came out of the green!"

"What do you call a group of Idiots? Congress"

"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."

"Alzheimer's Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease. Geezer: Well at least I don't have cancer."

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"

"Why can't T-Rexes clap? Because they're extinct."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."