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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of Idiots? Congress"

"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."

"I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE."

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"

"I come from a musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer."

"The cancelled marathon runners should seriously run through the boroughs with supplies. I said it earlier as a joke, now I say it for real."

"Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener"

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. *bows*"

"I feel really bad for pedophiles It must be really hard to fit in"