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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of Idiots? Congress"

"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"

"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."

"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."

"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."

"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."

"So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement."

"If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire."

"I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme"

"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"