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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde Jew? Goldie Lox (my little sis just came up with this...or so she said)"

"Passwords 123456 abcdef Password"

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"

"My dad got fired for having sex with one of his patients the other day. Which is a shame because he was a really good vet."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"

"What's the difference between my dick and a motorcycle? Your mom hasn't ridden a motorcycle"

"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""

"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."

"Why did the investment banker leave her husband? She was losing interest."

"The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet. ""A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"" He asks: ""where's the D?"" ""It's out for Harambe"""