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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too."

"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends."

"Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry"

"What if Hitler was cast for 'The Matrix' instead of Keanu Reeves? The movie would have been pretty... Neo-Nazi."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face."

"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"

"What Do You Call A Galloping Musician? Ludvig Van BeetHOOFen."

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted :)"