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Joke of the Day

"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""

"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Want to know why the call my penis the 'Truth'? The 'Truth' hurts"

"What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore."

"What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always."

"People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."

"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."

"Why do soccer players not play in the rain? It makes their makeup run."

"It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?"

"Riding a moped is like riding a fat chick It may be fun but you wouldn't want your buddies to see you on one"