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Joke of the Day
"Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry"
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"knife on a date When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."
"A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed."
"I've never understood the whole 'burying people for fun at the beach'. The cops will just find the bodies when the tide comes"
"He told me I cut my steak like a serial killer, so I whispered ""What makes you think this is steak?"" While I stroked his thigh with a knife."
"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."
"Sorry if long post, but definitely worth the read 10 million years TL;DR 10 million years"
"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table."
"Ladies, if a man doesn't answer your ""What are you doing tonight?"" text till it's already night time, you're Plan B."