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Joke of the Day
"Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry"
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"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"
"Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room"
"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."
"When I found out the murderer dismembered the victim, It really tore me into pieces."
"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"
"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"
"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."
"Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable."
"Girls don't dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked all the time"