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Joke of the Day

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends."

"A brand-new cigarette says to a used cigarette -Dude, you are a fag -Umm, Why? -I just saw five guys take turns in sucking your butt."

"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."

"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"

"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it."

"Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls."

"Police officer: what'd you take, you're sweating, shaking and going crazy.... Perp: nothing sir, just searching for The Lord!"

"Interviewer: Your CV is a flip book of you setting things on fire. Me: Wrong. If you flip the pages the other way I'm putting the fires out."

"I got sacked from a job for smiling too much... I said, ""If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."""

"What is successful but always beat? Rihanna"