22470

Joke of the Day

"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"

"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"

"WD-40 is amazing stuff. ...But I should have used a condom."

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"How do you get a woman from to be, to bed? Give her the D."

"Want to hear a joke about UDP? Never mind. you won't get it, and I won't care"

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."

"My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!"

"My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."

"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"