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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed."

"What was the root of the problem dark ages? The potato famine."

"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."

"Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis? Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints"

"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."

"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day."

"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"

"My grandpa says he hates gay men I think he's just bitter about his last boyfriend"

"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"